Sonic.

Green.

Has Ball issues

C-y-nik

You've done it. This poem made me cry.

´s Gay balls

you know watching this I immediately got Internet Historian mixed up with the Spiffing Brit, dunno how that happened

It's been 5 minutes and I'm in the fetal position

I'm an English teacher. Thanks for providing me with my next lesson plan.

Gimme a second one

Wait. Sonic is 16. Amy is 12. this is high school, so Sonic is probably a freshman or sophomore, Which means Amy is in 5th or 6th grade. *YIKES*

Emp lemon is perfect for tails

the idea of knuckles being so thicc that he takes up two seats followed by "I'm so baaad" is hilarious to me

Amy cheats on sonic because he’s got balls from god

what the fuck is this

The internet historian is the only person that can make this story unironically entertaining

What's the anime at 13:28?

I've rewatched this masterpeice 5 times. And i still havent seen the new sonic movie.

Thought for a second that his journal entry was going to talk about his blue ball problem

11:30 “ he looked like a fat immature gay” 😂

1:58 Whos ready for the internet historian cinematic universe

This is better than Shakespeare!

The fact that twomad is here makes this video even funnier.

making rouge a real bat must be a lowkey attack on the furry community 😂 sidenote: do you know that feel when you watch something and it's so funny that you can't even exhale the laugh and you feel like you going to burst every moment. i want way more of this!

This masterpiece moved me to tears.

I like how you don’t mess up the grammatical errors when reading

I guess Sonic is fast

Thafnine voicing Amy is the best thing ever. He for some reason doesn't sound too out of place.

Why would a person of any age go this far to write this shit

12:22 amazing

that knock on the door got me worried it was my window.

Fredrick randomly screaming "AAAAAAAH!" is the strangest thing to ever give me life XD

this is so fucking terrible, I can't believe a persom wrote this. how old were they?

When he was looking for Amy, sonic kinda just meta gamed, didn’t he.

"I only love her for her body" Profound

“Sonic didn’t like english” Oh so it’s like one of those self narrated things where the narrator was sonic the whole time. No? oh.

Byoutiful.

Sonic shit shot

DX

Can we please talk about the ensemble cast?

Love your role as mrs lesson, CJ

How did he not win Best Supporting Actress?

Seth being the villain is fitting

I watched the sonic video and I liked the video so I clicked the like button on the video "I like this" I said and then I kept watching the video

I swear to god these hyper-realistic dorr knocks are going to kill me.

Rouge is just a fucking bat, 👌 perfection

This is straight BS. Sonic doesn't use a single contraction. Someone as fast as Sonic would def use contractions to save time.

What the hell did I just watch and where do I get more of it?

why was the prom on the literal first day of high school?

i feel like i just had a stroke honestly im just confused

I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time. This made me feel again.

12:42 litteraly every president elections in US

11:21 so this is what are you doing now? you bastard you told u are working on new vide...hmm

Watched for Sseth, stayed for the drama

Thafnine as Amy is hilarious

Still less cringy than Jeff the Killer..

i don't understand why sonic didn't just laugh with the rest of the students and play it off like a prank. like that's an amazing class clown skit lol.

"and she had oven mitts on her hands" as opposed to.. you know.. her head or feet.

Gotta go fast, in cringe.

the subtitles are in italian pog

Thanks. I hate it.

Boi

Finally! Someone else knows what it's like to have super gay ball butt and penis problems. Now these feelings of loneliness and isolation can finally subsidie! Bet my neighbors can relate to my stinky poo problems! This story has something for EVERYONE!! SOOO wholesome.

"dies from cringe"

I cannot believe you’d whitewash the limo driver like that. Despicable

NordVPN signed off on this.

The true art.

Tails looks like roadkill

8:14 that knock made me look around and I thought it was real lol.

Amy, half scholar half DearDevil

We came for Sonic but stayed for his and Tails homoerotic friendship

Ah my cringe still is enough to condense into a black hole

I must be a masochist because this is actually painful

In case you forgot, sonic is really fast, and he runs out of his room *because* he is really fast.

jeez this story is sour

There needs to be a part two, there are still 22 chapters of comedy gold left

sonk

This is writing at its peak

"The bus drove at the school."

Sentences with a threatening aura

This is Cancer

Humanity has peaked

11:25 sseth cameo

LOL the teacher is CGPgrey? amazing.

or wait.. is that Jared from Subway.. they look alike.. how unfortunate :( I hope they're not the same person

I love how it starts as a BALL problem (a singular nut unit) and suddenly it develops into penis gay balls and butthole problems. Really a powerful history showing how stories when spread are distorted.

It really says something when a 6th grader can do better, who wrote it tho, I bet whoever did was doing a quicky one or is like me and never really gave a shit

B

Sonic has Crabs

B L U E F A C E

i refuse to believe this was written unironically

"nothing said sonic" said sonic

The beautiful rifle evidently care because thought jelly injure regarding a tricky net. general gentle, giant engine

13:24 - No, but it's the present we currently have, so...

this video gives me a visceral reaction every few seconds. there’s something wrong here, I shouldn’t keep watching

Thaf being Amy works in a way that I both love and hate.

Man, I hate when people talk about my itchy balls and it makes me so mad I have to go home and take an angry poop.

On a small sidenote, man am I happy nobody has ever found the shitty sonic fanfic I wrote when I was like eight.

So there's no way this was actually written in earnest, right? It's got to be fake.

You whitewashed the limo driver smh

You copied the comment smh

man, this is some high quality cringe. And that is rare, at least by normal standard.

I have no words

How many aneurysms did it take to make this?

I cant get over the fox lmfao

The only thing missing from this was "Terminus the knight of ending".

why does the sonic voice actually sound on spot

Mabye the cure for our gay itchy ball problems were the friends we made along the way

lotion containing 1% permethrin or a mousse containing pyrethrins and piperonyl butoxide Would of been the treatment

This feels like AI.dungeon

*AND THEN THEY BANGED*

Fred's sonic voice is giving me life